Doggy Style

I found myself impelled to capture this yesterday:

Can you read that? “Whoever invented morning sex…forgot about morning breath.”

If you are reading the “WHITNEY” advertisement wondering why I was so amused, focus on the tiny little scribble that says, “that’s why there’s doggy style.”  Not the most original joke.  But, I found it comical someone found their joke so worth sharing, they stopped, pulled a sharpie from their endless supply, and shared with the world.  Even more ridiculous was myself taking the time to stop and capture the nonsense.  A short story came to mind in which two complete strangers were brought together via adolescent-joke-billboard-scribbling.  There’s probably already a movie.

And THEN I received a text with this attached:

Again, the time and effort this took…getting that little dog, Gizmo, to dress in drag.  Effort went into creating this hilarious visual.

My friend sent me the picture, I laughed, and then I wondered if she were ever planning on wearing the suit again? IS that even her bathing suit in the first place? How TINY is she? She’s certainly been going to the gym a ton.  Or did she purchase her male dog a bikini to address his somewhat sexually ambiguous behavior?  I had so many questions.  My imagination was on fire.

Who would have thought in a single day, the term “Doggy Style” could represent a handful of possibilities and unleash a potential novella?

Sparks of inspiration are within reach always.  It’s just a matter of time before finding the connection between it ALL.  With a slight effort to provide a chuckle with the text picture, my friend connected with the sharpie stranger via my laugh and association.  It’s a web of connectivity.  Choose wisely how you wish to connect.

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